Not eating it, but for the meat/coffee lovers out there:
Perky Jerky invigorating caffeinated beef jerky with a jolt from perkyjerky.com {Grab a Jerk and Go}
I smell an opportunity! Let's buy Koss! We've got enough PE, law, accounting, engineering experience here to put together a nice little package to help them out of this little hole. Then we run the show, and start R&D on the stat to slay all stats. Then we win.
Not to mention the civil suits filed against Koss by any non-family shareholders. And if I were Koss, I'd start thinking about potential claims against the various credit card companies whose risk/fraud departments didn't pick this up until just now.
When I saw Messiah at Carnegie Hall recently, it reminded me what a violin is supposed to sound like. Strings, wood, bow. No metal, which some sources would have me believe.