One of my favorites and seems to fit with head-case  
 
There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows: 
11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?" -- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912 
10. "What the @#$% was that?" -- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945 
9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?" -- Custer, 1877 
8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that." -- Einstein, 1938 
7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!" -- Picasso, 1926 
6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" -- Pythagoras, 126 BC 
5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?" -- Michelangelo, 1566 
4. "Where the @#$% are we?" -- Amelia Earhart, 1937 
3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!" -- Noah, 4314 BC 
2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?" -- Bill Clinton, 1999 
and a drum roll............! ..... 
1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad." -- Sadaam Hussein, 2003