Not eating right now, but still digesting. DuClaw had a sandwich on special today called the Sauve -- hamburger, chicken and bacon, plus fried onions. I thought to myself, now that sounds ... clubish-except-burger -- yes, I'll have that. "Comes with chips..." "Can I upgrade those to duck-fat fries?"
It's not a burger, and certainly not a sandwich -- not even with air quotes -- not in any sense of the word. It was a 2-3 hungry people pile of meat and sauce and toppings with a top bun somewhere on top, and a bottom somewhere underneath. If you can eat this without the use of utensils, and not make a total pig of yourself, film it. You will become famous on the internet.