Dusty Chalk

This is beyond great: President Barack Obama on Zach Galifianakis' Between Two Ferns

Go to 0:56 for the comedy gold. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UD1hqFw1Xk4 Yes, kid, they match. Good eye. Posted with the comment, "in order to defeat him, I must become him": Evangeline Lilly's Appendages:

To stand out?

How so? They're already over 11/16 funded.

Happy birthday! (sticks a party favour in his mouth and blows)

Just remember -- just because you can't hear you fart, doesn't mean no-one else can.

So I should get it and discontinue it?

(posted with the mock bait tagline, "I wonder what happens next...?!?!?")

No, I mean, yes, that is the way I listen, but no, I think I fell about 100 hours shy. And no, I sold them because they were not my particular cup of tea, but they were comfy as hell, so if you're looking for a super comfy closed headphone that isn't the DT770 BASSMASTER, that's the one to get. You definitely won't find them fatiguing, so I think they're a perfect work headphone.

Hey at least they're not enabling...

Oh fuck me, I was NOT chopping onions...

High? Too soon? FTR: I'm kidding, I'm kidding.

Lollers, I just sold mine for ~$130.

I'm tempted to get faster -- I've been working from home a lot, and I do a lot of virtual machining -- It's been mostly ssh for now, but it'll soon be full images and whatnot, downloading disk images, etc.

Well, they put "perfectly flat" in quotes, so...

Copper Nanotubes == CuNTs

(ponders) I think I might already do that, except s/shot/sip/. Not on purpose, that's just about how frequently I sip.

Unnecessarily long/large gif theatre:

Is this really necessary? You know, I realize I am fully on the "sexist" side of the "sexist"/"feminist" fence (I also realize it's a fault, and strive towards promoting equality and beauty without objectifying or being demeaning), but this made even me roll my eyes:

31.6 lbs.?!?!? That's a lotta cat.

Fuck that's tall. Associated twits here

(I got "lazy seahorse".)