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Dusty Chalk

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  1. (wanders off to look up Cowboy Junkies local date)
  2. More like this at fuckyournoguchicoffeetable
  3. It's like a goulash of cute pets (Facebook link) Yes, this is real. No, I didn't like them on Facebook -- their tagline is, "If you don't like Vagina, you probably play keyboards. " Yeah, nlm right atcha. NTTAWWT Why do I feel there needs to be a comma, I.E., not just for emphasis? For example, "I spent too much money" vs. "I spent too much, honey".
  4. My Personal Murderer, Streets of Sheryl -- on bandcamp streaming -- atmospheric dark metal with clean vocals -- <-- (Dusty holding up lighter at concert and being a little too pleased at depressive music) Also:
  5. Do Listeners Agree on What Makes a Headphone Sound Good? by Dusty Chalk No.
  6. Well done, good sir. You're making the best of it. How dark is it? Any hot neighbors? Quick grope? Aye keed, aye keed...unless of course it is welcome, in which case...
  7. Yeezh, Jacob and Chris.
  8. Happy Birthday, Adrian! (party favour noise)
  9. I remember that scene. I love that scene. Almost a non-verbal. Perfectly executed. ^ That (last one) is actually kind of awful.
  10. Lollers, it's been so long since I've used my tablet, it just went through two upgrades in a row. OTOH, Netflix!
  11. Time lapseses from...Tuesday I like this one, because you can actually see it start, then begin to melt/sublimate, then continue again with earnest: There's 3 more in the link.
  12. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her. "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
  13. Entertaining article and even more entertaining comment trail And yes, they draw the analogy from levels of orgasms to In-n-Out's secret menu. Which is actually fairly accurate. You don't believe them until you find out for yourself.
  14. I haven't bothered to double-check.
  15. How can it be not? (throws femur up into the air like he just don't care) (starts laughing uncontrollably) Ah, I kill me.
  16. QFT -- that's the only way to look at it
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