Dusty Chalk

Time lapseses from...Tuesday I like this one, because you can actually see it start, then begin to melt/sublimate, then continue again with earnest: There's 3 more in the link.

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her. "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

Entertaining article and even more entertaining comment trail And yes, they draw the analogy from levels of orgasms to In-n-Out's secret menu. Which is actually fairly accurate. You don't believe them until you find out for yourself.

I haven't bothered to double-check.

How can it be not? (throws femur up into the air like he just don't care) (starts laughing uncontrollably) Ah, I kill me.

QFT -- that's the only way to look at it

Those are amps on the left. Amps and preamps. Still thought I'd post it here; it's still porn.

Happy Birthday! (party favour noise)

Re: Cate -- actually, they do, when he's hot enough. Followed by "Dat Moment when Pussy gets Wet" -- you did it to yourself, kiddo, although you were entrapped into doing so

Yeah, but just because it isn't something new, doesn't mean I can't still disapprove of it. Pre-emptively, even.

Cheap Chinese man drives across frozen river to avoid paying toll. Shouldn't it be either, "Bishops agree to sex abuse rules" or "Bishops agree, sex abuse rules"? Apparently the Lack end table from Ikea fits standard 19 inch rack equipment perfectly:

So Alien Jourgenson -- he's heading to rehab. Fucking druggie. He posted this today, don't know how true it is, because he was joking about how he was going to get plastered on 2/2 because his date of start is 2/3: I've never understood the expression, "its kind of like watching a train wreck" before now. I don't approve of fucking 99% of what he posts, but I remain following him because of morbid fascination.

Apparently, it is. More here.

Yeah, my old housemate had that sort of relationship with our plowdrivers, too...but you had to bribe them. Which I had no problem doing. But it was kind of extortion, because if you didn't bribe them, you were pretty much guaranteed. And it seemed like they'd wait until I was done first. Or maybe it just took them that long to get to our neighborhood.

Anyone who has multiple headphones (I.E. me) is exempt, since we have different headphones for different situations. EDIT: Also, I think the concept of introducing ownership into the equation differentiates the two -- there's no ownership in Bonds or Doctors, other than by the actual show makers. So we are free to pick favorites in things we own, or things we feel the need to pare down, either financially, or just because. I mean, I have the same problem picking favorite movies from 2013 (I have four [Gravity, Stoker, Upstream Color, and The World's End], favourite albums (if you just listened to what you consider your favourite album for the umpteenth time and felt like something different, is it really -- right at that very second -- still your favourite album?), favourite movies of all time [blade Runner, but if there are so many different versions of it, and I wouldn't change a thing about Pulp Fiction or From Dusk Til Dawn -- neither of which I consider even remotely my favourite movie -- then...what? Am I just indecisive?). EDIT #2: By the way, this is my ranked headphone list: Leatherheads everything else ...you have to start stating criteria to get any more detailed than that (portable -- the Leatherheads just aren't -- etc.).

In utero cheetah: ...is this real? If so: whoa! Bad. Ass.

I never understood why people feel a need to do that.

Someone posted that on Facebook, didn't realize it was real. They even put in the multiple layers for flexibility! Yes, you can haz cheezburgr, warrior kitteh.

What is it with this? This is universal! (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

I don't have a problem with them getting into the statement headamp market, but if the phones are just going to be rebadged something elses, they should pull out, before we get another Lexicon/Oppo style fiasco. If they actually put some thought into it and make audible improvements, however, and I wouldn't put it past them...

There's actually quite a few episodes of Doctor Who. He's as old as I am...or rather, the show is.

Wow, 80 is pretty young for a classical musician. RIP

Archer season 3, because GREATEST SHOW EVER.