Am now officially obsessed with Alex Cameron.
"I got shat on by an eagle, baby. Now I'm king of the neighborhood, and it feels like I could ... just peel the gym pants off a single mother -- but this run of good luck don't got me feeling all that good."
Pure class here from all concerned.
The Bahamas "banker" really doesn't know what the deal is with the Russian "model"? They hand that shit out on the first day of Money Laundering 101 ...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/10/15/bankers-dumped-girlfriend-drives-mercedes-swimming-pool-revenge/