This is a Craigslist back and forth from DontEvenReply.

Stretch is going to kill you for posting that link while he wasn't online. "C'mon, it isn't like I'm eating the animals after I kill them. I just kill them because I hate deer." -- to a vegan. Thank you for wasting the rest of my evening, when I could have been watching Castle.

EDIT: "...nothing celebrates the birth of Jesus like a twinkie and some good easy mac...", trying to cater a Christmas dinner.

Edited February 14, 201016 yr by Dusty Chalk

The message you have entered is too short. If you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it.

Castroboy... bwahahaha!

Ouch.

Edited February 14, 201016 yr by blessingx

Another Valentines post: Tim Burton...

15 Vintage Valentine Cards with Funny Messages - Oddee.com

The message you have entered is too short. Valentine? Here's your fricken valentine.

The message you have entered is too short. If you shake it more than twice, you're playing with it.

I love that dog!

The message you have entered is too short. What are you doing cat? You are not a slinky! You don't even have coils. You are a cat! You are not a dust mop either.

A similar theme, missing the action?

Best video game controller ever:

The message you have entered is too short. Please widen your message to at least 20 gauge.

The message you have entered has too little friction. Please put down a rug.

Ouch.

Spoof?

http://heresydungeon.blogspot.com/2010/02/good-advice.html

How it used to be

Edited February 15, 201016 yr by Grahame

The message you have entered has too little friction. Please put down a rug.

Greatest gif(s) ever. Cats drifting.

SEXY PEOPLE: Best Portrait of 2009

The message you have entered is too short. Eats, shoots and leaves.

The message you have entered is too short. The Who were proto-boomers.

The message you have entered is too short. What is this I don't even.

The message you have entered is too short. What is this I don't even.

"These are great days we're living, bros. We are jolly green giants, walking the Earth with guns."

Crap, can't get the flash file I want to embed.

The message you have entered is too short. Guess I'll post Zed Zed Top, instead.

The message you have entered is too short. Dammit, anyone seen my car keys?

Google scrubs urinating woman from Street View ? The Register

Urinating Spaniard soaks Street View's Canaries ? The Register

Street View catches Finn with his pants down ? The Register

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/03/23/street_view/

Viking frogmen chase Street View spymobile ? The Register

NSFW http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/04/27/madrid_street_view/

The Empire you have entered is not Holy or Roman enough. We'll let it slide this time, because you have a big fucking gun.

The message you have entered is too short. Man, these new rules for Head-Case SUCK.