mjg Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 Basically i got this huge wad of cash, and i need your advice on how to spend it. I don't want to do anything too silly. I was thinking of getting a few happy meals at mcdonalds... then maybe spluring the change on pennies i can throw out the window of my car. I was thinking also, maybe i can pickup an airhorn. I can use it inapropriate times (ex funerals, in the bathroom at my office when some guy is in the can). You guys think i should get a source? What kind of source can i get for that kinda scratch??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hungrych Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 Take up an instrument. I suggest kazoo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjg Posted June 6, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 wow that sounds awesome... i was wondering if i can get a used fake gold toof though. Damn i'd look hot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
postjack Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 buy some cheese, tortillas, and butter. get a pan and make quesadillas. make enough for everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mirumu Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 Here's your source in your budget. Won't leave much left for other purposes though. http://www.mobilemag.com/content/100/337/C7301/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjg Posted June 6, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 if i make some que sa dillas i could be just like napolean dynamite, that would be awesome. I was kinda thinking i can smack my self in the head a few times with a cheap hammer, then stare real hard at a rock until it becomes a magic dragon, and hear the most earth shattering sounds it makes. Would be like an orpheus, but better because (just because). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
postjack Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 if i make some que sa dillas i could be just like napolean dynamite, that would be awesome. I was kinda thinking i can smack my self in the head a few times with a cheap hammer, then stare real hard at a rock until it becomes a magic dragon, and hear the most earth shattering sounds it makes. Would be like an orpheus, but better because (just because). don't skimp on the hammer man. i know it sounds crazy, but you'll be glad if you spend the few extra bucks to get a decent hammer. and don't believe those fuckers at lowes, they are all brainwashed into thinking cheap hammers are okay for head hitting when they are not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjg Posted June 6, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 yea, i should just get the mc hammer. why not? can't touch this... daimon easley style....booooy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrice Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 Uhhhh, pretzels? Duh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjg Posted June 6, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 i heard enigma audio sprinkles pretzel particles on their cables to make them sound good. It's really the best ever. Do you think the best sources have pretzels in them? Like if u hit them with a hammer, does that help too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n_maher Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 I heard churros help more with vibrations but pretzels have more bass impact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philodox Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 You can probably get a lapdance at a sleezy club in the US for $10. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aerius Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 A couple blowjobs from a Vietnamese hooker. Remember, "sucky sucky five dolla!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrice Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 LOL...."me love you long time" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjg Posted June 6, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 What if i pay the hooker in hammers and pretzels? Can i get a blow job and al ap dance? If i give her a churro, can i give her a golden shower? Just wondering how it works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Chalk Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 I, too, vote for you getting as much sexual attention as you can for $10, as that is obviously what you need. PWND!!!1! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philodox Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 You'll have to talk to R Kelly about the golden shower as he is the expert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBLoudG20 Posted June 6, 2007 Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 I would have SWORN Xand1X was the expert on that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjg Posted June 6, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 6, 2007 I, too, vote for you getting as much sexual attention as you can for $10, as that is obviously what you need. PWND!!!1! who is this? are you wilt chamberlain? hello? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qazwsx Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 i heard enigma audio sprinkles pretzel particles on their cables to make them sound good. It's really the best ever. Do you think the best sources have pretzels in them? Like if u hit them with a hammer, does that help too? Pretzels make alright sources. If you have a good hammer it will help, but if you bought some cheap ass $5 hammer at Wal-Mart and bang it you will get too much bass congestion. And if it is a $4 hammer you might as well just give up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qazwsx Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 if i make some que sa dillas i could be just like napolean dynamite, that would be awesome. I was kinda thinking i can smack my self in the head a few times with a cheap hammer, then stare real hard at a rock until it becomes a magic dragon, and hear the most earth shattering sounds it makes. Would be like an orpheus, but better because (just because). Nah, I say stick with the hammer + pretzel combo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
909 Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 I am stumped... I mean with $10 your options are pretty much endless get some reddi-wip Remember-it's not ready 'til it's Reddi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjg Posted June 7, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 if i do an entire whippet of redi-wip, then smack a hammer on my head, then consume the change in pennies with some free water.... then i listen to radio head, is it gonna be terrific? look, im just wanting the truth, i need to know the best thats out there... for 10 bucks. I'm a conesur of fine thigns, i know good sounds, and i just wanna be the audiophile that did it. Is that so odd? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
granodemostasa Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 I got "a love supreme" yesterday for 10$.... beat that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qazwsx Posted June 7, 2007 Report Share Posted June 7, 2007 if i do an entire whippet of redi-wip, then smack a hammer on my head, then consume the change in pennies with some free water.... then i listen to radio head, is it gonna be terrific? look, im just wanting the truth, i need to know the best thats out there... for 10 bucks. I'm a conesur of fine thigns, i know good sounds, and i just wanna be the audiophile that did it. Is that so odd? Very odd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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