Sorry if there is already a topic on this, but I couldn't find it.

Anyhow, a woman robs a bank and not only leaves her debit card, but writes the note on the back of a prescription... in her name

FBI: Bank robber leaves debit card behind - Chicago Breaking News

Couple of years ago I got called for jury duty and ended up serving on the Grand Jury for 1/2 a day, once a week, for 2 months.

Criminals are dumb. Druggies are even dumber. It was like Dude, seriously, if you have a fucking meth lab in your trunk use your damn blinker.

You were speeding with an ounce of meth in the car? Really?

On and on, same story with slightly different details. Pretty funny actually.

The smack addicts I knew in Australia were totally the opposite -- very clever and sometimes very manipulative.

The smack addicts I knew in Australia were totally the opposite -- very clever and sometimes very manipulative.

It's always best to hang with the better class of criminals.

A good friend of mine is an NYPD Detective and a pretty smart guy. He once told me, thank god criminals are so stupid, otherwise we'd never catch them.

Sorry if there is already a topic on this...

Don't be sorry, thanks for sharing, that shit never gets old.

The smart criminals are in Congress.

And at Goldman.

and at Town Hall and other administration positions

IRS, duh

I had one client get hauled in for a probation violation hearing for failing to attend alcohol rehab classes as part of his DUI diversion. He showed up to the hearing drunk.