Pars Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 Sorry if there is already a topic on this, but I couldn't find it. Anyhow, a woman robs a bank and not only leaves her debit card, but writes the note on the back of a prescription... in her name FBI: Bank robber leaves debit card behind - Chicago Breaking News Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoonShine Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 Couple of years ago I got called for jury duty and ended up serving on the Grand Jury for 1/2 a day, once a week, for 2 months. Criminals are dumb. Druggies are even dumber. It was like Dude, seriously, if you have a fucking meth lab in your trunk use your damn blinker. You were speeding with an ounce of meth in the car? Really? On and on, same story with slightly different details. Pretty funny actually. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Currawong Posted August 17, 2010 Report Share Posted August 17, 2010 The smack addicts I knew in Australia were totally the opposite -- very clever and sometimes very manipulative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarlSeibert Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 The smack addicts I knew in Australia were totally the opposite -- very clever and sometimes very manipulative. It's always best to hang with the better class of criminals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Monkey Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 A good friend of mine is an NYPD Detective and a pretty smart guy. He once told me, thank god criminals are so stupid, otherwise we'd never catch them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Chalk Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 Sorry if there is already a topic on this...Don't be sorry, thanks for sharing, that shit never gets old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guzziguy Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 The smart criminals are in Congress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Monkey Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 And at Goldman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpedo Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 and at Town Hall and other administration positions Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aardvark baguette Posted August 18, 2010 Report Share Posted August 18, 2010 IRS, duh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Erik Posted August 19, 2010 Report Share Posted August 19, 2010 I had one client get hauled in for a probation violation hearing for failing to attend alcohol rehab classes as part of his DUI diversion. He showed up to the hearing drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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