"After 72 hours waiting,I can't board for my bloating balls. Then they tell me to check them with the rest of the luggage. I check them in, and when picking up the luggage, it comes out that they've lost them.

- With the scrotum and all?

- Yes honey yes, with scrotum and all"

Up too early to meet the locksmith pre-hurricane.

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

More of this guys killer surfing and ocean shots here.

http://gizmodo.com/5835044/why-would-you-whip-your-penis-out-during-a-hurricane-on-national-tv-nsfw

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Crikey. Just got woken up by the wind.

When I said "I don't want to live on this planet anymore" I was commenting on a video I thought I posted, but didn't. I was referring to this one:

Why can't hurricanes hit Hollywood? Speaking of...

Guard patrols Tomb of the Unknown Soldier during Hurricane Irene.

Shit just got real.

The water isle at a local Stop and Shop, Central CT.

Eastern North Carolina.

Gas station canopy in Avon, NC (Outer Banks)

Start of Irene from Observation Deck of Empire State Building, 9:45am

The storm makes landfall on the North Carolina coast.

Central Jersey resident is "prepared."

The road heading out of southern Jersey.

Atlantic City Beach

The empty Grand Central Terminal

Irene making waves in Rhode Island.

Hilton Hotel in Ocean City, MD is prepared.

House in Richmond, VA.

High tide yesterday at Edisto Beach, SC.

Images (mostly) courtesy of reddit's /r/irene.

Great report. Stay safe mates.

Route 9 in Wilmington, VT.

Taxi in NYC.

Very lucky.

Fair Haven, NY.

Sad to see all of the flooding and such. Thankfully, it wasn't a 4 or 5. Jokers like that guy hanging off the sign were nowhere to be seen in Cayman during Ivan, at least if they wanted to live to tell about it.

^^ I've seen that guy.