Best Christmas decoration ever...

Got this as an email today. Accompanying text:

"Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories, but two things made me take it down.

First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost had an accident when they drove by.

Second, a 55 year-old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder and almost killed herself putting it against my house because the old broad didn't realize he was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy). By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn't take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard."

I'm not so sure about the 55 year-old lady being an "old broad" but maybe I'm showing my age...

If you need to search the internet during you three martini lunch, why not phone  your secretary (from the booth) and try 

 

Direct link http://www.masswerk.at/google60

 

That's great. Thanks. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Speaking of Redshirts http://www.npr.org/2012/07/12/156669439/writer-puts-expendable-redshirts-in-the-spotlight

Edited December 13, 201213 yr by blessingx

Man, this live version rocks so much more than the poppy original.

Also, lol 80s.

http://youtu.be/FYFVXq38dAc

Edited December 15, 201213 yr by archosman

This might take a couple views to get.

The new version of the forum software is really temperamental with YouTube links.

 

Edited December 14, 201213 yr by Knuckledragger

It had over 15,000 shares before FB removed it.

Addendum to my previous post:

For the San Fran members, B&W photographs of the tunnels in the Bay Area

 

http://blog.sfgate.com/thebigevent/2012/12/13/dig-it-great-tunnels-of-the-bay-area/#8754-8

Nice, thanks

It had over 15,000 shares before FB removed it.

I don't know what all those are -- what is that sphere in the upper left?  Also, what is that blue and yellow thing next to Da Terminator?

 

Also -- do you know what is cool about that pic?  It's mostly black and white.  I've wanted to do that -- not with photoshop, mind you, but with a judicious choice of props -- all of which were in black, white, or various shades of grey.

I don't know what all those are -- what is that sphere in the upper left? 

 

It's the 2005 movie version of Douglas Adams' Heart of Gold.

In the words of the late, great George Carlin Some people are really fucking stupid.

 

Nevermind... I need new glasses.

Edited December 15, 201213 yr by archosman

http://vimeo.com/40000072#

This was the top post on Reddit last night.

It's from 1-12-11.

Caine's Arcade: Beautiful story.  

Yo dawg....

 

 

 

^^^^^ very small flash mob?

Say it out loud.

 

The world's shortest bedtime story.

The end.