Gotta admit, the dude had great control...
He was the best golfer the world has ever seen
In 1994, Pyongyang media reported that Kim Jong-il shot an amazing 11 holes-in-one to achieve an unprecedented 38-under-par game on a regulation 18-hole golf course - on his first try at golf.
Reports say each of his 17 bodyguards verified the record-breaking feat.
He didn't defecate
According to the official biography on the North Korean state web site, Kim Jong-il didn't defecate. The biography has since been taken down.