Knuckledragger

...and no $500 Cat5 cables?

The subjects are pretty good at their method acting, too. It's amazing no one lost a finger.

Talk about a caption contest waiting to happen.

A basic table lamp. Turns out it's cheaper to buy the whole lamp and strip off what I need than it is to buy the individual parts in DIY kits. With due respect to H-C's simian and pentaleonine members, I think it's time we officially start shooting lawyers. I removed four idiot warnings off a lamp that's barely a foot high. Two stickers on the socket, one on the bottom, and a huge one on the cord. There was also a plastic protector on the plug and paper stuffed into the socket. I'm glad I'm so well guarded against the perilous dangers presented by a fucking table lamp. I should count my blessings that I don't live in a country that uses 240v for everything.

OnSale.com's deal of the day is a WD 1TB ext. drive for $100. Somehow, I blame Mr. Baguette for this.

Sauce.

Hey man, I need a new toaster. You know all about kitchen stuff. Have any suggestions? The KitchenAid4000 series just came out. Are those good? I have a KA4510, and it

Top: person(s) is/are a decendant from Plymouth colonists. Middle: He was a Mason, and she was a member of the Eastern Star, the women's auxiliary to the Masons. (Symbols A and D) He was a graduate of the University of Pennsylvania. (Symbol She was a member of a 'Daughters of the War of 1812' group. (Symbol C) Bottom: They were both medical professionals; a doctor and a nurse. He was a member of the American College of Physicians and an internist. The lyre in the middle refers to a fraternal / sorority membership. Additionally, old Chuck hung in there, living to be ~90. He married a women 22 years his junior.

Doctor's orders, can't argue!