coinmill.com says that they use current exchange rates. With an inflation rate like that, you don't want to sneeze while selling ZWD as it will cost money.
I'll bet it's literally not worth the paper it's printed on.
Edit:
According to coinmill.com, 1 USD == 12,625,549,717.8 ZWD so
100000000000 ZWD == 7.92 USD
So I'm wrong, it is worth the paper it's printed on, barely.
How about buying a small refrigerator and running it in there? Of course you'll have to figure out how to run the cables while keeping the door closed.
On a slightly more serious note, would running it on a laptop cooling mat solve the problem in a reasonable manner?
I was a bad boy today. I went by the newly opened BevMo in SB to see if they had any Russian River beers. They get them from time to time but didn't have any at the moment. They did have GTS, WLW, ER and S18. I really shouldn't be buying any of them but decided I could buy just one of them. I was considering the GTS until I remembered that I'm a rye guy. So I bought their last displayed bottle of the S18 2010. I hope that $74.99 is a good price. Bad Ken, bad.
Greg, try BevMo.