Thanks all.  I'm home.  The facts that I can only use my left arm (limited on the right to lifting, pushing, etc, 10 lbs max) and that I shamble round like a 100 year old man, means that everything here happens very slowly.  At least I'm home. 
  
It turns out I don't have a broken femur, but rather a broken acetabulum.  At least all my breaks are non-surgical. 
  
Gotta go feed my animals.  This normally takes about 10 minutes but will probably take an hour.