Grahame

Some kind of cellphone touch screen, perhaps?

Wait, You've attended meetings that discussed the deployment and employment of tactical thermonuclear devices? This explains so much about you lawyerly types

or better yet (slightly NSFW audio at end) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2s1MspmfEwg

What about one of these?

The joy about software based controls, is that you can use any platform to implement a client that understands your control protocol. So you are not tied to a specific device / platform. Unless you want to be. Different platforms have different feature sets that you can exploit. Dirty enough for you?

Apple's Mistake

Congrat!

Don't eat it by the pigs!

Bacon porn is always welcome

Happy Birthday Tyll, Happy Trails.

iPhone users get more sex than Android fans ? The Register

Like father, like son? Congrat, Al.

More Tie Fighter Pilot?

Brent, sorry to hear the news; Good luck moving forward for all concerned.

http://www.moviesounds.com/redoct/oneping.mp3

I picked up some when they were 99c specials at the local supermarket. Looks like Rip-Off Britain strikes again. Compare Amazon.com: beer can chicken roaster Amazon.co.uk: Garden & Outdoors - beer can chicken roaster Beer Bird

You probably don't need one, but you want one right? If they do the 30 day money back - what have you got to loose? in not - you could probably flip without too much pain. I'm suitably impressed with mine, I should post my latest thoughts/findings in the "touch" thread.

^ That sounds like a nice end to the week.

Motoring enthusiast builds 367mph bus - Telegraph Mr Stender, 43, said: "I built the bus for two reasons. The first is to entertain people because, come on, it's a jet bus. "The second, is to keep kids off drugs. Jets are hot, drugs are not. IndyBoys, Inc. Paul Stender - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Ideal with vodka?