Dusty Chalk

Alternating between Parks & Rec, House of Cards, Doctor Who, and American Gods. It's kind of confusing, ackshully. Especially House of Cards/Parks & Rec, which I do daily, the others are weekly.

You had me at Russian MILF.

I had the sound on, but wasn't really paying attention, so heard it before I saw it...thought it was a Star Wars video. SSFWBNR (sorta safe for work but not really)

I'm confused. Feet up or bent over? Either way, someone is going to get fucked. ...or at least make me think about it.

I'll let you know in about 1:40:00 O HELLZ YISS. I should report this post for being too good.

Happy birthday! I hope you're doing well...

grilled salad?

(grabs car porn links for late nite viewing) I mean...damn, that Cayman S is teh sxey.

Oh sure, I don't doubt that it happens. i'm just saying, as a culture...see Craig's comment regarding keeping it discreet...

It was news to me.

The part I find weird is touring as Miley Cyrus' backing band and then collaborating with her.

Not sure drinkifying any Muslim holiday would reduce anger in the world. Let's just leave out any religions which prohibit drinking. But that said, the rest of it is so true. Well, drink-ify and feast-ify (cf.: Memorial day barbecues, Easter post-lent gluttony, and Thanksgiving dinner). I'll have to put more thought into this...over a drink.

I thought I posted this, but I had a kabob the other day, look how perfect the onion came out.

File under, "they what now?" http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/hear-flaming-lips-miley-cyrus-kaleidoscopic-we-a-famly-w459361 http://www.rollingstone.com/music/features/flaming-lips-talk-work-ethic-taking-ayahuasca-with-miley-w461385

XD Alas, you can no longer "cache" mixlr showreels, however, you can start a showreel anew without having to refresh the screen. Priorly, it used to time out. But so far to relisten to a showreel, you do have to refresh the screen.

Um, okay, I knew that. Still, I believe it was Sun Tzu who said, never try to use reverse psychology on a pediatrician.

No, you really didn't. There are certain horrific internet memes that I still haven't seen because when someone told me not to go looking, I didn't go looking! I'm not apologizing, I told you not to go looking. You didn't listen, but next time I won't bother, since it appears to have had a "reverse psychology" effect. ON A PSYCHOLOGIST!

Max Richter, Sleep (the full 8-hour version, made 9 by tacking on "from Sleep" to the playlist) -- this is the most beautiful and most tranquil music I've ever heard. I've heard new age music described as music "...with all the evil taken out of it." Well, I don't like it when they take all the evil out of it (except for medicinal purposes -- e.g., Steven Halpern's music), then you get static music like Brian Eno's ambient works. In this case, they left just enough in.

Do yourself a favour, don't look it up.

Home grown asparagus? Nice!

I think anyone who's seen her TedTalk would probably care. I know I care.

Unholy carp, that was great! If you watch the behind-the-scenes, that's Lauren Wasser, that amputation is real.