This silly place -- Absolute Noodle and Sushi -- made the mistake of letting me put together my own plate. So I kept going and going -- I don't think there's a name for this, but if there is, it'd be something like "white devil hedon gluts self and is slothful".
It was tasty delicious. That's duck meat, by the way.
I'll try one of their standard fare dishes this week -- if it's anything as good as this was, I may have found my NYC-quality ramen place in DC, and it's walking distance from work.