Dusty Chalk

Well done, good sir. You're making the best of it. How dark is it? Any hot neighbors? Quick grope? Aye keed, aye keed...unless of course it is welcome, in which case...

Yeezh, Jacob and Chris.

Happy Birthday, Adrian! (party favour noise)

I remember that scene. I love that scene. Almost a non-verbal. Perfectly executed. ^ That (last one) is actually kind of awful.

Lollers, it's been so long since I've used my tablet, it just went through two upgrades in a row. OTOH, Netflix!

Time lapseses from...Tuesday I like this one, because you can actually see it start, then begin to melt/sublimate, then continue again with earnest: There's 3 more in the link.

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her. "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

Entertaining article and even more entertaining comment trail And yes, they draw the analogy from levels of orgasms to In-n-Out's secret menu. Which is actually fairly accurate. You don't believe them until you find out for yourself.

I haven't bothered to double-check.

How can it be not? (throws femur up into the air like he just don't care) (starts laughing uncontrollably) Ah, I kill me.

QFT -- that's the only way to look at it

Those are amps on the left. Amps and preamps. Still thought I'd post it here; it's still porn.

Happy Birthday! (party favour noise)

Re: Cate -- actually, they do, when he's hot enough. Followed by "Dat Moment when Pussy gets Wet" -- you did it to yourself, kiddo, although you were entrapped into doing so

Yeah, but just because it isn't something new, doesn't mean I can't still disapprove of it. Pre-emptively, even.

Cheap Chinese man drives across frozen river to avoid paying toll. Shouldn't it be either, "Bishops agree to sex abuse rules" or "Bishops agree, sex abuse rules"? Apparently the Lack end table from Ikea fits standard 19 inch rack equipment perfectly:

So Alien Jourgenson -- he's heading to rehab. Fucking druggie. He posted this today, don't know how true it is, because he was joking about how he was going to get plastered on 2/2 because his date of start is 2/3: I've never understood the expression, "its kind of like watching a train wreck" before now. I don't approve of fucking 99% of what he posts, but I remain following him because of morbid fascination.

Apparently, it is. More here.