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Dusty Chalk

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  1. Phil Western, Dementhol Make sure you also listen to "Best Songs Made in Bed", which is actually a better track. The title track is more experimental.
  2. There's a whole mutating famous male characters into females thing. I don't think, "sassy" is the word for that.
  3. Songs for Drella
  4. Condolences, Todd.
  5. Unholy carp, 1991? I was an early discoverer, but I don't think even I'd discovered them yet. Oh, just looked it up, according to google they hadn't even started releasing things yet. EDIT: Dan -- they're not there for the entire clip.
  6. Two kittens are on a sloped roof. Which one slides off first? Answer: The one with the lowest mu How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Answer: Ask them to pronounce the word "unionized" Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O." The second one says, "I'll have some H2O too." The second chemist dies. Heisenberg was speeding down the highway. A police officer pulls him over and says, "Son, do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replies, "No, but I knew where I was..." There are only two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors. Einstein, Newton, and Pascal are playing hide and seek. It's Einstein's turn to seek, so he covers his eyes and starts counting to ten. Pascal runs off and hides. Newton draws a one meter by one meter square on the ground in front of Einstein, and stands in it. Einstein reaches ten, uncovers his eyes, and immediately says, "Newton, I've found you! It's your turn to seek." Newton smiles and says, "No, you found a Newton over a square meter. You found Pascal!" A Higgs boson walks into a church. The priest says, "We don't allow Higgs bosons in here." The Higgs boson replies, "But without me, how can you have mass?" There's a band called 1023MB. They haven't had any gigs yet.
  7. Mulukhiyah -- it was delish!
  8. Too many tags to keep track of now, the IDE does it for you, largely. Also, WYSIWYG. Ain't nuthin' wrong with a little vi.
  9. Dew et. Sent from mah phone-blet via Tapatalk
  10. Lollers @ "You had me at, 'Wes Anderson'."
  11. Douchebaggery.
  12. There is a swing on the edge of a cliff in Ecuador. It has no safety measures and is called the ‘Swing at the End of the World’.
  13. (Confirmed, except they flipped the image, as you can tell by the labels...so it's pointing South rather than North. Heh-heh, oops.)
  14. Oh, that's right, you all in other time zones can still celebrate National American Beer Day. "Don't sit on the touchscreen!" is the new "Don't sit on the keyboard!" Synth porn. Shiny, shiny synth porn.
  15. Sorry, in under the wire before the lock! Happy National American Beer Day! I'm-a gonna have one (just one, though). And this may be the result of beer:
  16. Spent the day with my sister, she took me out to a very nice meal and movie for my birthday. Really excellent.
  17. Vanilla with chocolate topping! : Synth with pussy topping! :
  18. Dog beards-- these are great.
  19. Suxorz
  20. Motherfucking epic motherfucking cake, motherfuckers.
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