Had to look this up, but it answered my question (what will you be doing there -- more along the lines of brewer or, considering your charismatic nature, PR), more or less. (Swabbing decks, etc. -- more along the lines of the brewing side of things, eh?)
If it weren't an inanimate object, it'd be bestiality, considering they're different species. As it is, it's just public nuisance and -- depending on ...erm...what he left behind (I presume it's a 'he'?) -- vandalism, neh? 2 x (groan)
I don't appreciate appreciation. I just buy because I don't have, and want. And then don't drink right away. Seems kind of pointless when other people do it, which is telling... What was my point again?
PS I have exactly two of those -- one of either Victor or Victoria and one of the Paradox (albeit Islay). I don't remember why I bought the Victor/Victoria. Which means I probably bought it on the suggestion of a person working at the store.
I am not a good judge, as I don't find the L3K weird. But yes, I consider them essentially a large ESW10. I'll try to pull them out for the next time you're down.
What "WAT."? He's obviously going to go toilet-paper someone's house, which is somewhat in line with his character. (Have you seen the original ads? He's pretty much a trouble-maker.)
I think you misunderstood -- grawk was saying that it's really hard to make the VTG's sound bad. (I think.) But also that he's not familiar with the Xiang Sheng, especially when combined with the VTG's. I, however, am, but don't remember trying the VTG's on them. But on the other hand, I do also agree with him that I don't ever remember hearing them sound bad ("uninvolving").
Oh yeah, absolutely, that goes without saying -- the whole project is being done on a budget. But I still think some thought went into the choice. Could be wrong, though.