You don't want pictures, trust me.  I didn't look all that good before, and now I resemble an uncircumsized penis from behind (so:  worse...unless you're into that, of course). 
 
The reason I'm going to start telling my co-workers:  I'm a hair-farmer, it was harvest time. 
 
And yes, really not looking forward to the summer, purely a hunch, but it feels like it's going to be a bad one.  Also:  time -- can go straight to bed after shower, more or less.  Also, allergens have less to get trapped onto.  Also...just felt like it.  Almost did it last year, chickened out.  Now I need to find someone who will take my clippings for the gulf.