In high school I managed to cut my thumb with a table saw. I also managed to get just the meaty part, so no long term damage. It was a nasty cut tho, because table saws aren't dainty...
I spent my day at kids' sporting events. Thomas's travel hockey team played at 10, and won 8-0, then my daughter's rec league soccer team won 3-0, then this evening, Thomas's junior high team got slaughtered 8-0 (half his team had played 2 games today, and they only have 3 subs total)