Hopstretch

I don't know about flawless cocks, but that chassis is definitely compensating for something!

Mick Hucknall -- American Soul

Greasy fried breakfast. I am very hungover. Next, two bananas and a quart of double-cream yoghurt.

Maximum middle age boner. Ooh yeah.

Happy birthday, Dinny!

Blonde Summer -- Eleganza

Happy Birthday men!

Crossing my fingers for your ankle! I'm up doing laundry at 3:30 a.m. (here) as the kids have acquired a pretty spectacular stomach bug.

You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat! You couldn't hit your head on a low ceiling! That's actually a pretty good effort for a person with your physical limitations. Take your time, I'm up here for the next hour. Straighten arm, then release ball. Wow. You really suck.

Love that so much. Right up there with this genius. Can't find the one where some douche tries to stomp a store billboard in the mall and it beats the shit out of him. Anyone?

Late supplement. Good luck with the ride!

Next! Keane -- Strangeland

Wow, this is a stunner!

Best "tartare" I've ever had. Green layer is a puree of parsley, nasturtium leaves, capers and olive oil. Chef also has one of the most badass names ever -- Franck Dangereaux.

Dude dewd eet.

Ooh. Ahh.

Happy Birthday Beefy!

Placebo -- B3 EP

It is a vigorously crowing rooster, or "cock standing proud", if you will.

Garbage -- Not Your Kind Of People

That's a feature, not a bug! The backend mapping data is utter shit here in South Africa, too. Pity, because the application itself is very good -- fast, smooth, nice-looking.

Happy Birthday! Still owe you some kola tonic, don't I? PM me your current address and I'll sort it out.

Thunderbolt display and a Mac Mini and a BackPack shelf? http://www.twelvesouth.com/products/backpack/