Hopstretch

Silver. Blue lights. You know it makes sense.

Happy Thanksgiving Americanos. Hard to get into the autumnal spirit here while sitting in the sun in the back yard in a pair of wet swim trunks, but am choking down some red wine in an effort to display fellow feeling!

Oops.

Hefner -- The Fidelity Wars

Arctic Monkeys -- Suck It And See

You have numba one birthday!!!

Eddie Vedder -- Ukelele Songs

Bugger. Looks like I'm going to be dew'n eet, den.

Soundgarden -- King Animal

Happy Birthday!

Off Z hook!

I am about as unsurprised as it is possible to get.

Does that billboard on the right say what I think it says?

I don't know about flawless cocks, but that chassis is definitely compensating for something!

Mick Hucknall -- American Soul

Greasy fried breakfast. I am very hungover. Next, two bananas and a quart of double-cream yoghurt.

Maximum middle age boner. Ooh yeah.

Happy birthday, Dinny!

Blonde Summer -- Eleganza

Happy Birthday men!

Crossing my fingers for your ankle! I'm up doing laundry at 3:30 a.m. (here) as the kids have acquired a pretty spectacular stomach bug.

You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat! You couldn't hit your head on a low ceiling! That's actually a pretty good effort for a person with your physical limitations. Take your time, I'm up here for the next hour. Straighten arm, then release ball. Wow. You really suck.

Love that so much. Right up there with this genius. Can't find the one where some douche tries to stomp a store billboard in the mall and it beats the shit out of him. Anyone?

Late supplement. Good luck with the ride!