Hopstretch

Needz moar statz!

Happy Birthday!

Darren Hayman -- Lido Doesn't sound super promising, does it? But quite lovely.

Darren Hayman and the Secondary Modern -- ST

Silver. Blue lights. You know it makes sense.

Happy Thanksgiving Americanos. Hard to get into the autumnal spirit here while sitting in the sun in the back yard in a pair of wet swim trunks, but am choking down some red wine in an effort to display fellow feeling!

Oops.

Hefner -- The Fidelity Wars

Arctic Monkeys -- Suck It And See

You have numba one birthday!!!

Eddie Vedder -- Ukelele Songs

Bugger. Looks like I'm going to be dew'n eet, den.

Soundgarden -- King Animal

Happy Birthday!

Off Z hook!

I am about as unsurprised as it is possible to get.

Does that billboard on the right say what I think it says?

I don't know about flawless cocks, but that chassis is definitely compensating for something!

Mick Hucknall -- American Soul

Greasy fried breakfast. I am very hungover. Next, two bananas and a quart of double-cream yoghurt.

Maximum middle age boner. Ooh yeah.

Happy birthday, Dinny!

Blonde Summer -- Eleganza

Happy Birthday men!

Crossing my fingers for your ankle! I'm up doing laundry at 3:30 a.m. (here) as the kids have acquired a pretty spectacular stomach bug.