Went next door to KC to celebrate the publication of this little blurb in some British rag. Drank quite a lot of wine.
I'm biased and all, but it is very nice. Although to be fair, you would actually have to bore through several million tonnes of rock to viddy the Atlantic Ocean as described. This inconsequential massif is in the way. Can you see why the cave at the upper left is known as Elephant's Eye?