"Don't you poppa me girl, I'll poppa you so you neva foget it. Git you black ass outta here!"

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This is one of the best ownages I've seen caught on tape.

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doh

(clear dryer)

(clear fridge)

I want those

I want those

I want the OJ

Shit, she looks worse than I feel. Rehab my ass. She needs some serious psychological work!

"can he swing, from a web? no he can't, he's a pig."

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Off to Martha's Vineyard to work for a week. You all will have to be slow without me.

Dachshunds FTMFW

All I can think of when I see this pic is some badass Steven King shit is about to unfold.

^^

nooiiiiccee

T-rrific, Fool!

The opposite photos could be done as well. Man I miss my old office 2 blocks from the fashion district.

The Alaska Department of Fish and Game, recently issued this bulletin:

In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly bear conflicts, the Alaska Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions and keep alert of bears while in the field.

"We advise outdoorsmen to wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as not to startle bears that aren't expecting them. We also advise outdoorsmen to carry pepper spray with them in case of an encounter with a bear.

It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity. Outdoorsmen should recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear manure:

Black bear manure is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur.

Grizzly bear manure has little bells in it and smells like pepper."