Hypothetically speaking of course. We headcasers are not criminals, so just pretend tomorrow some evil dude pulls coup d etat and decides to off all of us and is gentleman enough to let us choose.

I choose Firing Squad because that just seems to me like the most honourable and relatively painless to perish

If you are feeling giddy and creative you could pull off the alternative manaeuver:

-Manual Firing Squad:

run out of cell execution day and charge at teh bahstards.

i would choose nitrogen asphyxiation.

added. and as patrick82 would say...

I choose "freeze to death". I know it's initially painful, but I heard that ultimately it's kind of ...well... mind-numbing.

i would choose nitrogen asphyxiation.

I'm going to take the sissy girl route as well.

Other... I'm not going down by some passive method. If i die, i die fighting the power!

Other. I choose to be fucked to death by the Swedish Bikini Team. If I gotta go, I'm going with a big fucking grin my face and the best damn orgasms any man has ever experienced.

Other. I choose to be fucked to death by the Swedish Bikini Team. If I gotta go, I'm going with a big fucking grin my face and the best damn orgasms any man has ever experienced.

But it turns out to be the mens team that does it.

Oh, wait, this isn't the corrupt a wish thread...

Other:

Seppuku

firing squad. i would scream PENUS PENUS PENUS really really loud before it happened and go down in history.

firing squad. i would scream PENUS PENUS PENUS really really loud before it happened and go down in history.

penus he was screamin!!

Firing squad. I would scream out and swear revenge on the firing squad just before I was sent to the depths of Hades. On the way down I'd grab a ledge and throw the guy hanging on to his dear life off. I'd battle the many armies and find a way to climb back out.

I'd then have my revenge.

Oh shit playing too much God of War... ARIES!!!!11

Oh shit playing too much God of War... ARIES!!!!11

thats a turntable, boy. watch your mouth.

thats a turntable, boy. watch your mouth.

SDS- It's a motor control mechanism...not one of the SP amps.

Other:

Seppuku

That takes guts.

That takes guts.

puns

I'd have Murdock switch the bullets with blanks after disguising himself as a priest, and then take the pills that shut down your body for a day and fake blood packets. Then Hunt Stockwell would get my body from the army and revive me.

death by snu-snu?

Yup. Except it'll be the Swedish women's bikini babes and not a bunch of butch Amazons.

Guillotine

wouldn't say a word or show emotion--wouldn't give the mother fucker the satisfaction.