I am making this my official thread for pet peeves.

Every night the cleaning people empty my garbage can, and put it on the other side of my cubicle. Every morning I move it back. You think they would catch on at some point. I guess there is a reason they are night time janitors.

My GF and her sister refuse to do a 3-some with me. You have no idea how disappointing this is, my life will never be complete.

When you sit down at a restaurant and the silverware is dirty with chunks of stuff still attached.

When people insist on blowing thier nose on the subway.

My GF and her sister refuse to do a 3-some with me. You have no idea how disappointing this is, my life will never be complete.

Dame here.

Women!

Dame here.

Women!

Wait a sec, you have a wife and a GF?

That would definitely explain why you live in Hamilton and work in Toronto.

Well, it was supposed to be 'Same here'... and I was talking about my Wife.

Still working on a girlfriend, but yours wont return my calls.

OH SNAP

Still working on a girlfriend, but yours wont return my calls.

Protip: Sounding like you've just finished greasing the shaft and getting the name wrong is generally not a good way to pick up chicks.

When people complain about me blowing my nose on the subway -- would you rather see snot dripping from my nose?

Excessively negative people.

you know what grinds my gears? drunks...

for the next three hours i am about to deal with little over 100 of them..great!!!!

same old tonight, Women will be starting drama and the boys will be Scum..in the mix i think there may be one or two decent peeps..

i could drink and join their mental thoughts and they probably will look better then but i know when i wake up tomorrow at 3-4pm i will regret fulling myself into thinking it was a great night..

oh well...

Maybe you are in teh wrong business?

Maybe you are in teh wrong business?

Cause i get to fuck with them..its like headcase drama every night..no i am joking

I dont know why I do it, but oddly enough I do love it! I love doing weird shit with them..

This week we have a "Find the mascot for reward" avaible on our myspace page. Basicly if you find this dude hiding somewhere at the bar and write us on myspace and being the first person to write us then you get like free drink or some shit..

well we have not launched it yet but so the details are not worked out..

dont ask why we are doing it cause it has nothing to do with the business but its stupid and funny..

I bought him at a thrift store last week for $1.38, he is so pissed!

Typing fon instead of headphone.

The liberal media.

Every night just around bed time someone shoots rockets at you. If the explosions don't wake you up the stupid alarm will.

Every night just around bed time someone shoots rockets at you. If the explosions don't wake you up the stupid alarm will.

I was about to complain about lukewarm coffee, but I've just had a sudden attack of perspective.

man, that sounds like fun! did you remember to use your save points?

Strangely enough we don't get any.

man, you should lobby for a patch, pronto.

I don't think they will have a patch for that, but they will be coming out with one that lets you quit playing in about 90 days.

I don't think they will have a patch for that, but they will be coming out with on that lets you quit playing in about 90 days.

I don't think they will have a patch for that, but they will be coming out with one that lets you quit playing in about 90 days.

YouTube video clips that are made by pointing a camera at a TV

The penalty for posting these should be castration

The liberal media.

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