guzziguy Posted September 14, 2008 Report Share Posted September 14, 2008 Surprisingly, they were engineering students posing as professional engineers. Don't give them so much credit. Sorry, I thought that the satire in my statement was so obvious that I didn't put this emoticon. I guess I should have. Hey, I'm sure not a professional engineer, but taking the lead from trail blazers in the area of fast-forward claims, can I be an engineering student without having studied a thing? I could someday, you know. Sure. Even if you don't become an engineering student, you might become a politician where the talent will serve you well. BTW, you've have the Phillips APL a while now. When do we get to read about an eXemplar Denon 2900 vs. Phillips APL review? I'm waiting for it with bated breath. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boomana Posted September 14, 2008 Report Share Posted September 14, 2008 BTW, you've have the Phillips APL a while now. When do we get to read about an eXemplar Denon 2900 vs. Phillips APL review? I'm waiting for it with bated breath. Uh...I have yet to set it up \ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guzziguy Posted September 14, 2008 Report Share Posted September 14, 2008 Uh...I have yet to set it up \ Well then stop posting and get busy. It may take you all of 10 minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boomana Posted September 14, 2008 Report Share Posted September 14, 2008 I am currently in UE11-land. Since I'm sending them back for adjustments, I've been listening to them almost exclusively so as to be able to tell them what needs doing. Sadly, I have no idea how to express what I'm feeling and what needs to be done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fungi Posted September 14, 2008 Report Share Posted September 14, 2008 For starters, you could tell them how qualified you are because you're an engineer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boomana Posted September 14, 2008 Report Share Posted September 14, 2008 (edited) That's right! As an engineering student, I am now able to say that I'm an engineer. I feel more qualified than ever to note what's wrong: It must be the alleviation of perceived issues with the presentation of warm neutrals in the air and staging of classic details and extension that needs to be worked on while leaving alone the smooth and open, lively, yet punchy sound with sparking highs that does no wrong! Damn, this engineering is good stuff. Why didn't anyone tell me about it before? Edited September 14, 2008 by boomana can't stoppp adding stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guzziguy Posted September 14, 2008 Report Share Posted September 14, 2008 There is one requirement. You have to learn how to solder, no matter how crappy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boomana Posted September 14, 2008 Report Share Posted September 14, 2008 I can solder. I made a robot with eyes that blink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guzziguy Posted September 14, 2008 Report Share Posted September 14, 2008 Perfect. Now you're ready to start you own company. Congratulations! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manaox2 Posted September 14, 2008 Report Share Posted September 14, 2008 There is one requirement. You have to learn how to solder, no matter how crappy. We've already seen her engineer some sick burns. Now, add solder and congrats, receive professional engineer degree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpedo Posted September 14, 2008 Report Share Posted September 14, 2008 I can solder, I know some basic electricity and physics... may I become an engineer too? I want to start my own company too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boomana Posted September 14, 2008 Report Share Posted September 14, 2008 And just like that, I'm a MOT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boomana Posted September 14, 2008 Report Share Posted September 14, 2008 I can solder, I know some basic electricity and physics... may I become an engineer too? I want to start my own company too. We can go into business together! Though Topedo and Boom Industries might need a name change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpedo Posted September 14, 2008 Report Share Posted September 14, 2008 I like having my own company, but I don't want to be a MOT. I like much better being able to shill for my products and getting more customers using my hidden agenda. Way more lucrative. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpedo Posted September 14, 2008 Report Share Posted September 14, 2008 We can go into business together! Though Topedo and Boom Industries might need a name change. OK then, you're the MOT, I'm the shill, both engineers, so we can publish our own scientific studies about the excellence of our products... In a couple of months we might buy this whole site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boomana Posted September 14, 2008 Report Share Posted September 14, 2008 Ah, Stealth Industries. That's has a nice ring to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guzziguy Posted September 14, 2008 Report Share Posted September 14, 2008 Sounds like it's time for yet another custom title! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torpedo Posted September 14, 2008 Report Share Posted September 14, 2008 STEALTH Co. Nice one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guzziguy Posted September 14, 2008 Report Share Posted September 14, 2008 Ooh, I like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archosman Posted September 14, 2008 Report Share Posted September 14, 2008 Man has this thread derailed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boomana Posted September 14, 2008 Report Share Posted September 14, 2008 STEALTH Co. Nice one! That's it! ooohhh.....I have a white lab coat, too (won't say why) and I can look the part of a professional engineer in something lab-like. Aren't you a doc? That should more than impress when slapping your name and credentials on "scientific" studies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boomana Posted September 14, 2008 Report Share Posted September 14, 2008 Man has this thread derailed! Nope, this thread is right on track. We're playing the same game as the subject of this thread: Do You Want To Be An Engineer! Yes, I do Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ingwe Posted September 14, 2008 Report Share Posted September 14, 2008 This is *important*: When you make your first infomercial, use the lab coat, but make sure at some point you peer intently into a microscope, then slowly look up--with enigmatic grin, nodding slightly. Then turn slowly to the camera and say, "Good Stuff!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guzziguy Posted September 14, 2008 Report Share Posted September 14, 2008 Don't forget that she or somebody else needs to say "indeed". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boomana Posted September 14, 2008 Report Share Posted September 14, 2008 Don't forget that she or somebody else needs to say "indeed". Not true. We're engineers! That should be implied in everything we do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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