Heh, funny, I do the same with my towels, except they stick around for a few years. Gotta be bath sheets too. Tiny little towels just annoy me.
When I was a kid we got 5 pair of underwear each, and I told myself I'd have plenty when I got older.
OK, teasing Fitz and I is just uncalled for!
Not too many people find us a perfect fit. We like to speed up that process, as it makes life easier for us both. Be careful of the bottom step on your way out. It jiggles a bit, and I've not found the time to repair it.
You either have it or you don't. Gary most definitely has it, most don't. A cheap rip off usually looks like a cheap rip off.
Gary's skills would be hard to duplicate, and being an ass about peoplke trying would make him Larry, not Gary.