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^ What ever happened to the group buy on TPA Darwin boards? I guess that didn't come to fruition?

Happy Birthday!

I never had any of these problems with past girlfriends...Oh, wait...nevermind.

Happy Birthday!

^ Enhances, lubricates and protects...that stuff would sell like hotcakes in the Castro!

Heh, funny, I do the same with my towels, except they stick around for a few years. Gotta be bath sheets too. Tiny little towels just annoy me. When I was a kid we got 5 pair of underwear each, and I told myself I'd have plenty when I got older.

Uhm, is that a lot? I have 72 pairs of boxers (just counted). But I also have about that in shirts and pants/shorts.

NICE!!!

Get better GPH!

OK, teasing Fitz and I is just uncalled for! Not too many people find us a perfect fit. We like to speed up that process, as it makes life easier for us both. Be careful of the bottom step on your way out. It jiggles a bit, and I've not found the time to repair it.

Vicky, Shelly is the one that started the entire single congrat movement. She'll think you wasteful there.

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You forgot cute as hell!

Or of coarse Skull Candy. But did we decide to keep a secret how good they are, I can't remember?

Go Shelly!

AKG's only headphone is the K1000

Happy Birthday!

Jesse Stone is a character he plays in a series of movies as of late. I think it's some detective from a series of novels, but not sure.

No, no. If memory serves Cocus Knobus married Venerialla Vulva. Incontinentia Buttocks married Pussicus Uerethra.

You either have it or you don't. Gary most definitely has it, most don't. A cheap rip off usually looks like a cheap rip off. Gary's skills would be hard to duplicate, and being an ass about peoplke trying would make him Larry, not Gary.

Yummy!

Agreed Doug, and the the name Assguard (Asgard) I find doubly offensive, with a very negative connotation. I sure wouldn't date the guy!

AKG and Frank are notoriously slow about customer service. That's how it's been for years, and I doubt it's gonna change anytime soon. Fraudulant he's not though. Either chill and remind him once a month, or find another solution that doesn't depend on AKG's customer service. It once took me 9 months to get a new set of ear pads.

I'd say that we had exactly the desired effect on warrior[piss]ant. Congrat guys!

Crack houses in nearby Oakland are reasonable in the summer, but you can only stay as long as you're hitting the pipe. Gay bath houses in SF may be your best bet. You might even get a few free meals if you wink at the right guys.