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We have been experiencing really strong winds over the past 18 hours with gusts up to 50mph. So just be for I pack my son into the car to take him to fencing practice I notice one of our door mats flying across the back patio. I go out back to retrieve the door mat and just as I pick the mat up a really strong gust of wind hits and the door mat slams into my bare toe at just the right angle and velocity to rip half my toe nail off. I hobble into the house using up my month's quota of F bombs and jump in the shower to hose off the blood and get ready to leave. We were running late as it was so I waited until now to clean up the bathroom, which resembled a axe murder crime scene, before Mary returns from her trip. Crime scene wiped clean of all evidence.

Well consider this a very nearly-on-time Happy Birthday to you both!

It was Spam, Gene just wanted to see if you would fall for that old "call it Sushi" trick.

Not today, but at a recent fencing tournament. Heh

Colin spent all his money on organic sushi so he didn't have enough to buy a vowel?

Spent the morning waiting for the plumber so he could grace us with his presence to replace two kitchen faucets while charging me the equivalent of two heart valve replacements instead of two faucets. Now trying to wash the dishes with no hot water and water flow the equivalent of a ninety year old man with a prostate problem because he messed up the shut off valve.

That is a high scoring hockey game. Drinking must be involved.

Happy Birthday Mike, make it last.

I resent being called a liar....gotta go my record label just called and I am up for an Oscar.

But being a great Dad is precious.

On a budget this year?

We have a California king which provides plenty of room even though I am forced to spend many a night on the couch due to my "inappropriate acerbic humor". There are many more sheet and duvet options for king and California king, never heard of the San Francisco King.

Excellent point. I would be a little concerned.

Damn! I wish I could do that, don't know what I would do with that speed but why would that matter.

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Well I read on the internet that I have until July 1 to take down our Christmas decorations before we are considered white trash.

Don't forget to deduct all moving related/job search expenses on your tax return.

Been there, done that /\ /\ /\ /\

Happy Birthday! I will dine on scones and clotted cream in your honor this evening.

Well as the nuns at my grammar school used to say, "a wrist injury is God's way of keeping you from doing naughty things at night".

Sorry guys, I was out of town at CES skiing, on the space station doing routine maintenance, and well you know how that goes..... Happy Belated Birthday!

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Better than MMA! I have subscribed to your channel Ric Gor. Rumor has it Sonoma is loaded with great wineries, plan on doing any tastings?

That's what my mother used to ask me when I would stay too long in my room with the door closed.

Says who?