? I'm ignorant on the backstory here. Is the seller a head-fier with a bad reputation that I unaware of (whch would be all of them, I don't read head-fi.)
1. Open Paint (or equivalent, I used Photoshop)
2. Close your eyes.
3. Draw a cat.
4. Post your results here (you can host it on TinyPic with minimal effort.)
I did this one last night:
Miau?