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Hell and Back -- this is hilarious. "Please remove all religious paraphernalia. If you're a priest or a nun, that's just really funny because you wasted your life. Enjoy your stay in hell, and remember, you're here for a reason or you're Jewish. Pick up after yourself, your mother doesn't live here, and if she does, she was a whore." "I got an idea for another great punishment. Imagine this...hot girl, she asks you out. She's like, 'hey, let's go do Bikram yoga.' You go, you do yoga. It's hot, it's sweaty, she looks fucking great." "She shows you every major flexibility that she has." "Sweaty in all the right places." "What do you call that one move? Dog down." "She can get her feet behind her ears." "She can put her legs behind her fucking neck and walk home on her ass." "She's making her body into the alphabet righ there on that yoga mat. A, B, C, D..." "And she's spelling out, 'fuck me'." "Of course she is!" "...while you're doing yoga, which sucks for you, but you're gonna do it because you're gonna get to fuck this hot girl after." "Oh I love that!" "End of the night, 'good night, I gotta go home.'" "What?!" I am laughing inordinately hard at this shit. "I can't believe you said the n-word!" "No, it's alright down here, I can say it down here." ...and... "Do you know what the hardest part of owning a cat is? Telling your parents that you're gay." Oh hey, that was kind of mean.
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The Knuckledragger 3rd Memorial Slow Forum Post
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The Knuckledragger 3rd Memorial Slow Forum Post
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If someone wants to design an Atma-sphere tube headphone amp with 5725Ws, here they are for 49c/each.
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Mulder and Scully with their faces swapped look like a great synthpop band: "...outside, you can see the difference." -
Was it down earlier today? Because Camelcamelcamel says that it's been toggling between $69.99 and $62.99. It does look otherwise perfect for me.
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Happy birthday! (party favour noise)
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Earlier, celebrating Pi Day by eating a delicious Shepherd's Pie at Dogfish Head Alehouse.
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Yeah, all of a sudden, your Scotch starts dwindling, and you need to go home for lunch more often.
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I saw only the bottom little bit (~1/5?) of the above image...ew. I hate what my mind sees sometimes. Yeah, I was doing that (listening to old ELP in memorium) with the Pictures deluxe edition and Welcome Back My Friends...now back to Wishbone Ash, will probably listen to some Psycroptic (Colin, Iain, et al, check them out; Jeff, stay away) and some Riverside (also in memorium).
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That's our chorus.
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I probably should stay away from a pressure cooker -- I'd get all type a and want to stir my food. Wandering off to find a garlic chili recipe (anybody know of one?). Needs to be light on the peppers, but more chili-like (less "Italian") than Arrabiata.
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Yup, I'm a couple episodes in. Haven't had any of those "wait, did I miss an episode?" moments at the beginning of an episode yet, like last season. EDIT: Okay, just finished it. The writing is off-the-hook, good. E.G.: [/spoiler] Yeah, I'll be using that line in real life. Also watching The Returned and From Dusk Til Dawn (season 2).
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Can't argue with easier, I usually need to vacuum after I change out a bagless. But I'm alright with that -- I like to see when I need to clean it, and slightly more green (slightly). Didn't realize that about allergies though, maybe I need to reconsider going back to bagged.
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I <3 bagless, not sure why you would want bags, so I thought I'd ask -- why not bagless?
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Breeders!
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Lollers. I'm just picturing babies in the car seats while you are drifting.
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:drool: So when are we talking in April?
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So far have not had a problem with Neve Campbell -- she shines, just like everyone else on this show, including the ones I hate (hello, Doug Stamper). Looking forward to Daredevil in a week.
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Yeah, it's got nothing to do with the heat -- I even have acid reflux with green bell peppers, so I need to figure out what it is that I actually have a problem with.
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(nods violently) I got addicted to it for a couple weeks last year, a day didn't go by I didn't listen to it at least once. Definitely one of the best my favourites of 2015.
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Unfortunately, not yet. They have to be given the opportunity to correct the defect (and fail). Three times in Virginia. (Every place at least once, I think.) Oh hey, look, DMV.org gives you a directory into lemon law lawyers: link. (DMV.org is not affiliated with the Virginia government.)
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My sister used to fire dance.