Dusty Chalk

I'm a Cyborg, but That's OK -- Chan-wook Park, so: awesome, of course. Silly silly silly. Like a movie-long Ylvis video.

Aw, yeeaahh, the classic booby trap -- she's got claws.

I'm not on the phone, I'm using it as a visor to blot out the sun. It's a cellular eclipse.

Yeah, and your point? You're not exactly just anyone...

Even I agree. If you want a bigger screen, just get an iPad mini. I did hear that Apple is testing screens as large as 6 inches, but if they're going to do that, they should bifurcate and sell smaller regular-sized ones and phone-blet-sized ones. The larger ones aren't for everyone, I'll be the first to tell you that.

Also: A7 processor, which is 64-bit.

- I almost posted that. - I heard that in the shark's voice in Toy Story...you know, "howdy howdy howdy, I'm Woody" ("Gimme that") - I'm pretty sure that's Brigitte Nielsen. No, I don't recommend looking up images of her on the interwebz. I has a sad now. - Also:

I do believe you meant, "prick", Brent. Geddit? Prick? Because that's what thorns do...

She seems oddly...restrained.

Aye, since you posted same day, here's to hoping you picked up on it before rather than after.

I like how they put the price per ounce in a paranthetical aside, just in case you thought it was a typo. ("No, we meant to do that.") Cosmetic Solutions == money laundering front?

George Takei's husband Brad takes a stab at an Amazon review -- banana caddy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyI1VQAfV-M

Happy Birthday! (party favour noise)

Bastid! ^ Me:

Wait, they have an open snack bar?

Very regal.

HelloMusic.com has started selling vinyl: Nevermind 4LP for US$60 Smile Sessions for US$20

Wait, that's hers, what'd she get you? (Can't see past the shiny.)

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/f1f0686cbf/book-club-mafia-with-natasha-lyonne-taryn-manning-tracee-ellis-ross Including several of the cast from Orange is the New Black