Dusty Chalk

She'll be fine even if she does have to get a cast -- she's young enough and it was caught early enough that it should heal properly, and there's always the story to come out of it. You just need to teach her the fine art of story-telling. Well wishes all the same.

You're supposed to get the anti-flu shot. Sometimes called a vaccine. Aye keed, aye keed.

So now I'm going to start answering "...of ass" every time someone wishes me, "peace".

That must have been confusing.

It's because they smell funneh.

"People just don't 'get' me." - TV Wall Mounts everywhere Moar hear

Dagnabit, I totally missed this one.

When you are 20, dating a girl 10 years younger is not okay, but when you are 50 and starting over, it most certainly is okay. Sent from mah phone-blet via Tapatalk now Free

Oh. My. Goo'ness. I just found a font that's worse than comic sans (in Word): Its name doesn't make it any better: CatholicSchoolGirls Intl BB (I stumbled upon it while scrolling past it to Courier).

Arrow -- oh, hey, look, it's Dresden. And, oh, hey look, it's Capt. Jack Harkness. Some great dialog, too: "...at least, that's what my agent says." "Agent? I thought you were a neurosurgeon, Carter." "I know, it's crazy, right? One minute I'm publishing this book on how long-term potentiation initiates the creation of a slow-moving protein synthesis, and the next, there's an agent trying to make me the next Dr. Oz." "Why would he want you to be a wizard?" (everyone laughs) "For all our sakes, start reading Us Weekly."

I've been dealing with that, too. Fucking hate it.

Minutes of fun: Ikea or Death

Maybe just their limbs?

IRS is getting relaunched.

Damnit, only guilty of two of these. Well, 3 if, by 'horny', you mean, "horny", not "hornier than usual". Happy World Octopus Day! (I think it was yesterday, ackshully.)

I actually don't care whether or not he said it, I just liked the quote.

Yes. That is indeed what I meant. That said, it was a rather high-pitched fart, hence my equating it to the squeal. Are they different? What's the theory here? Distortion from unplanned vibrating items in the diaphragm? Or does one think that it actually changes the capacitance or impedance or something and sends the amplifier into oscillation? Or 'other'?