This was posted with the comment (paraphrased), "I love how these people come up with these lines that sound like a writer took 3 weeks to come up with and fine tune to perfection." So true. Straight out of fucking Scarface.
Also, wait, I thought she was hungry for McNuggets, now she wants face?
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This flower always looks like it's having a great time. Ophrys apifera, also known as the bee orchid, is found across Europe, the Middle East, and Northern Africa. While many orchids resemble other things to attract pollinators, O. apifera almost exclusively self-pollinates. This has left some to speculate that the pollinator it resembles has gone extinct.
Today’s xkcd pays tribute to the bee orchid, view it here: http://bit.ly/136cmZX