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Two kittens are on a sloped roof. Which one slides off first? Answer: The one with the lowest mu How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Answer: Ask them to pronounce the word "unionized" Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O." The second one says, "I'll have some H2O too." The second chemist dies. Heisenberg was speeding down the highway. A police officer pulls him over and says, "Son, do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replies, "No, but I knew where I was..." There are only two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors. Einstein, Newton, and Pascal are playing hide and seek. It's Einstein's turn to seek, so he covers his eyes and starts counting to ten. Pascal runs off and hides. Newton draws a one meter by one meter square on the ground in front of Einstein, and stands in it. Einstein reaches ten, uncovers his eyes, and immediately says, "Newton, I've found you! It's your turn to seek." Newton smiles and says, "No, you found a Newton over a square meter. You found Pascal!" A Higgs boson walks into a church. The priest says, "We don't allow Higgs bosons in here." The Higgs boson replies, "But without me, how can you have mass?" There's a band called 1023MB. They haven't had any gigs yet.

Mulukhiyah -- it was delish!

Too many tags to keep track of now, the IDE does it for you, largely. Also, WYSIWYG. Ain't nuthin' wrong with a little vi.

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Lollers @ "You had me at, 'Wes Anderson'."

Douchebaggery.

There is a swing on the edge of a cliff in Ecuador. It has no safety measures and is called the ‘Swing at the End of the World’.

(Confirmed, except they flipped the image, as you can tell by the labels...so it's pointing South rather than North. Heh-heh, oops.)

Oh, that's right, you all in other time zones can still celebrate National American Beer Day. "Don't sit on the touchscreen!" is the new "Don't sit on the keyboard!" Synth porn. Shiny, shiny synth porn.

Sorry, in under the wire before the lock! Happy National American Beer Day! I'm-a gonna have one (just one, though). And this may be the result of beer:

Spent the day with my sister, she took me out to a very nice meal and movie for my birthday. Really excellent.

Vanilla with chocolate topping! : Synth with pussy topping! :

Dog beards-- these are great.

Suxorz

Motherfucking epic motherfucking cake, motherfuckers.

Aw, man, I can't upload an animated gif directly onto Facebook...that blender one is hilarious.

I love how most tube sellers' websites look like they were developed in vi in the 90's.

If anything, try the foil thing first, and skip the part about grounding it. Just don't skip the part about making sure it doesn't touch any of the other pins. Like was said -- it theoretically should still work as a shield as long as it completes a circuit around the tube. And here's another tidbit -- you'd be better off making sure the foil was touching the tube everywhere but at the bottom, rather than leaving a little space. Why? Because it'll conduct the heat instead of trap it. Just make sure to give it a little flare at the bottom (yes, like bell-bottoms), so that it doesn't touch the pins. If this makes you too nervous to do long term, at least try it once to see if it solves the problem.

Really, Nevada?

Wishing for the best for you and yours, Todd. Carl -- select the message by tapping it, then tap the word balloon icon. Sent from mah phone-blet via Tapatalk