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You shoulda come in August -- mildest August in memory. Note: not "...in recent memory", "...in memory".

This was posted with the comment (paraphrased), "I love how these people come up with these lines that sound like a writer took 3 weeks to come up with and fine tune to perfection." So true. Straight out of fucking Scarface. Also, wait, I thought she was hungry for McNuggets, now she wants face? .341 BAC. .341: This flower always looks like it's having a great time. Ophrys apifera, also known as the bee orchid, is found across Europe, the Middle East, and Northern Africa. While many orchids resemble other things to attract pollinators, O. apifera almost exclusively self-pollinates. This has left some to speculate that the pollinator it resembles has gone extinct. Today’s xkcd pays tribute to the bee orchid, view it here: http://bit.ly/136cmZX

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LF0IhyAasWw What? I will go "super saiyan" on you? What does that even mean? "...assume my ultimate form..." And this, children, is why we don't do drugs.

Every tech commercial ever made

The Weekend, Kiss Land on NPR First Listen

"No, she didn't have any trouble finding the place." More here

^^Grandma? Dog doing his imitation of a Guillermo del Toro creature:

Haken, The Mountain -- full preview stream -- great proggy prog!

So question to the more cunning culinary minds: is there any redeeming quality to soured wines? Marinade?

Not currently reading (I already read this), but thought others might be interested -- one of my favourite graphic novel writers does a book -- it's about a detective with a drug problem who happens to deal with the supernatural. He might have the drug problem because he can't deal with dealing with the supernatural: link And it's, "name your price".

Oh, COME ON!!!1!®™* He was... (wait for it) ...playing 'possum'. *For the lawyers: not really.

Same. That said, I still "get it", now.

Oh fuck I see what you're saying now Oh fuck That said, I like spiders Sent from mah phone-blet via Tapatalk

Not Milla Jovovich:

Greg the Bunny -- weirder than I imagined, which is a treat. During a 2001 parody, "...I keep seeing past and future versions of myself, which throws me for a loop..." Lollers.

Approve. Me: new Anneke track, "Drive":

That's a big hat. Wait, she's a vampire, she needs a big hat. WHY DIDN'T ANY OTHER VAMPIRE IN THE HISTORY OF VAMPIRES EVER THINK OF THIS?!?!? BIG, FLOPPY HAT == NOT DEATH!

Can't really see, is that a Domokun?

Oh, man, I hadn't even noticed that. Apparently so, yes. Although...two shells of .45-70? That thing would recooooiiiil... Also, how can you think of questions like that when boobies? This edition of rec.misc.pics brought to you by the after midnight edition of Knucks'* slower forum. Pronounced, nuh-xez

Ah, I was trying to put my finger on "what's wrong with this picture" -- looks like sniper ammo, but it's a gun. Also, blade needs a sheath...or to be taken off entirely. Not the sort of gun one needs for close-up work.