Dusty Chalk

Play in private -- it's safe for work...visually, but not aurally. Also, you may be laughing.

(nods in dawning understanding)

That makes too much sense.

Oh, that kind of subway, I thought he meant the sandwich shop. I didn't thinking chewing and JH16's go well together, though I will admit to having no experience in the area.

A is obviously alarm, but what synonym for "shut off" or "shunt" (as I know it) starts with F or P? Similarly "Self Destruct"? Oh, wait a minute, P is probably Private (outside alarms on, internal motion detectors off). So F must be for Final Solution (aka Self Destruct).

JH16's & JH3A would have been simultaneously cheaper and more addictive.

They don't beam?

I checked your math. Nice.

Orbs, Asleep Next to Science -- hits me where I live. Recommended if you like Mars Volta, Coheed & Cambria.

Papers and precedent. I'm in. At some point.

That is a very nice looking bag.

It probably can't handle the bitrate. Anyone know the specs of the Northstar?

Dude, you are so optimistic it makes me cry. You know that's exactly where she's going -- this is white collar crime, not anything violent.

Sorry to hear about the pain, Jacob, mothers are like that. I believe it even has a name: martyr syndrome. Srsly, though, hope your leg heals up without complications, that loose cast does not sound good, I agree with everyone else's advice -- just stay off it, and move it as little as possible. Though I'm not a doctor any more'n I am a lawyer.

I need to teach Bobby and/or Luvbug to do that, I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.

Sourdough makes the best French toast. Hey, what do they call French toast in France?

No! That's exactly what they want you to think.

Moar here.

Trout Mask Replica has a sad.

That's an enormous belt buckle. I mean, you could serve a side of beef on that thing. (snicker)

When I first glanced at it, I (incorrectly) thought it was an alternate spelling of osculation.

Invicta watches, too.