Yeah, those kind of sucked, didn't they?
"How can we repackage a Slinky?"
"Why would we want to, it's selling so well?"
"Because pretty soon, everyone who wants one will have one, and then sales will taper off."
"So? If every household has at least one, then we're still doing really good. Besides, they kink if you actually use them at all, so those people will have to replace them."
"If they're selling that well, then we can get rid of the marketing staff, which means you'll be out of a job."
"Oh."
"..."
"Uh." (tugs at collar)
"..."
"How about -- we stick things on each end so they look like long animals?"
"Now you're cooking. Go tell it to manufacturing."