Hopstretch

Lose 20 lbs. Get back to being able to run comfortably for an hour.

"Hands deployed. Please position ass in order to begin reaming."

I'd like to apologize up front to any non-fucktard chin beards out there, but this picture just doesn't inspire a ton of confidence for me.

If only they would copy the sound.

Happy Birthday Knucks. Thanks for the (occasional and tasteful) mammaries.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

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Maybe if you double fund it will sound twice as good?

Ha. I'm already dealing with the morning after! Happy New Year to all still experiencing the night before.

Happy Birthday!

Happy hard currency Birthday!

I have now killed two naked iPhones in the same manner. -- Put iPhone down on granite countertop. -- Do not notice small amount of moisture on said countertop. -- Go to pick up iPhone, which is now invisibly adhering to the smooth surface due to said moisture. -- iPhone does not, as anticipated, detach and rise into the air. Rather, it squirts horizontally along the counter as apparently frictionlessly as an air hockey puck, eventually runs out of counter, briefly attains independent flight, meets tiled kitchen floor and that's all she wrote. Always wear a rubber!

Great review and even better picture.

Everything But The Girl -- Idlewild (Deluxe Edition)

Nice, Al!

Happy Birthdays!

Merry Christmas from Cape Town. It's 78 degrees, the moon is still up over Elephant's Eye, the kids are in the pool and I've just started prepping lunch (slow roasted leg of lamb with garlic and rosemary) with the assistance of the day's first beer.

Good cheer to all!

Happy Birthday Ken!

www.londondrugs.com added to my long, long list of things that sound much better than they actually are. Sigh.

Holy smokes, four on two is tough to defend! Congratulations and good luck to you and the Mrs.

Stupid fuckin' "average consumer".

(* Absolutely positively definitively does not refer to the average age of our work force.)

I just use a higher temperature to speed the whole process up. Plus, the Maillard reaction leads to a smoother sound.

Ran into Annie Lennox the other day at lunch. She's really lovely, was just here for a holiday (is married to a South African), overtaken by events and agreed to be a main performer at the local Mandela commemoration. Can still sing! Yowza.