monte cristo (ham and cheese dipped in egg batter, then pan fried)

i'm got to try this.

soon i'll be enjoying a pb&j with an apple.

Soon: crunchy peanut butter Clif Bar

i'm got to try this.

It's good, and good for you

Bacon Lettuce and Turkey.

American cheese on saltines. Not so tasty but available.

want me to fax you a mango?

Yes!!

Big bowl of Special K before heading up.

green apple

Tiny bits of mango from my fax machine.

More Easter Bunnies.

The are all evil and must be annihilated!!

honeydew

girl scouts chocolate chip cookie

those are very good.

You do know they're not made with genuine girl scouts, right?

I like to eat gir scouts neat. They lose a lot of their natural flavor once made into cookies.

These are pretty hot.

Also, key lime pie -flavored jelly beans.

that's tight

My wife makes kick ass key lime pie...

My wife makes kick ass key lime pie...

Insert philodox keylimepie joke

hah, you said 'insert' so it's already done

My wife makes kick ass key lime pie...

More euphemisms.

hah, you said 'insert' so it's already done

LOL

lifesavers gummies sours for me!

that's tight

Yeah, there's a product that had a target market waiting for it before it even hit the streets.

They're ok. Everyone knows I like spicy food, so I get given crap like this at every holiday. The more clever the name, the less likely it is to be good. Or even hot.

Nachos made with organic pepper jack and cut up Portuguese hot peppers.