Chuck Norris Allows Birthday to Arrive

Posted Mar 10th 2009 10:45AM by TMZ Staff

Today is Chuck Norris' birthday. He turns infinity.

Fun fact: Chuck Norris was born three months premature, because he had asses to kick.

p.s. -- he's 69 (in human years).

Another fun fact that might be little known is that on his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun. I have my fingers crossed about the lucky winner this year. Better finish that tequila shot you've been nursing Slacker.

Happy Birthday Chuck Norris.

By now you all probably know the Chuck Norris facts - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

But just in case

Chuck Norris Facts

And remember, don't try to "Google Chuck Norris" on Google.

Chuck Norris - Google Search

Thanks for allowing me to wish you a happy birthday Chuck.

Chuck Norris does not age.

Happy Birthday Chuck!

One of my favorites:

When Chuck Norris was driving he saw a sign that said, "Caution: Small Children Playing." So he slowed down, but then it occurred to him: Chuck Norris isn't afraid of small children.

I had no idea he was that old. I thought he was in his 50s.

fuckin chuck norris

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Some of my favorites:

Chuck's tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries.

When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't push up, he pushes the earth down.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you!

An unstoppable force met in immovable object once; that union yielded Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris is the only man that can kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.