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Does that show up on CarFax?

Around home time at work today I get a call from a friend to tell me he saw a couple having sex on my car in the car park. I go down to investigate: my friend was correct. They appeared to be a homeless couple, and heavily intoxicated from sniffing tolulene. I thought I'd best be diplomatic. I told them I was leaving in the car in five minutes time, so they'd be better off finding somewhere else. The guy gave me a wink and told me he'd be finished in two minutes.

At least it wasn't a full-on soup kitchen.

I'd probably have to buy a new car.

It will be tough for me to contribute to this thread because ...I have too many suggestions. For over 13 years, I have been listening to SomaFM's Groove Salad. Via GS, I discovered the brilliant minimalism of Aspen, the atmosphere of All India Radio [EDIT: URL got munched] (my most listened-to artist on last.fm, with over 5000 plays), the synth pop of 2raumwohnung and a legion of others. This was the song I heard on Groove Salad that got me in to 2raumwohnung. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jofp9zDbTF0

Get Fitz to pick you up Brent!

Pappy thieves! Hanging's too good for them, amirite? https://www.yahoo.com/food/workers-busted-for-allegedly-stealing-barrels-of-117006802221.html : Mikey's ears prick up :

maybe I should buy one of Birgir's amplifiers so I can reuse the packaging as a bomb shelter

I just hope they continue to provide 16/44 streaming, even though that's apparently not the marketing focus anymore. Don't fuck this up for me Jay-Z.

Excellent. I washed mine this weekend and it promptly rained two hours later.

Always liked this one. Then I saw the video.