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I could come and pee in your yard.

Raccoons do not scare easily, and may charge if provoked. Doug is right, a humane trap with a relocate is the best solution. Same for Opossum.

Yumm!

Ditto.

Happy Birthday!

There's no hair on his head to filter the memory robbing radiation waves., that the government beams at us from satellites. It's not his fault.

Believe it or not Marc, I've found the Mr. Clean eraser foam bar very effective at removing the rubbed on paint. You may then need to polish the spot to get the sheen back.

I'd paella good money for a meal like that.

Yumm.

Happy Birthday Claire!

Shelly definitely has access to good brisket near her. And it would seem that the kiss Al got from the Brisket Fairy transferred brisket cooking powers. That looked awesome!

I don't remember leaving any fairy sauce at Mayberry.

Yep, love that place. Looks mighty tasty! And Al, that linguine carbohydrates...er, carbonara looks fantastic!

If we never encountered any germs, we'd never build up any immunity. If Naaman were there, he'd have probably taken a bite out of said roadkill, and been just fine to boot. And Grahame would have made a roadkill/searsall/poundcake sammich!

I'd eat that.

Fag!

Is that from the Hannibal Lecter cookbook?

Has he had the class on germs yet?

Well admittedly I'm of the generation that exist in the real world, so most likely nowhere near as much as you young guys.

Strange. I easily get about 4 days with my S5.

Have a great day!

Fucktard! Was that correct spelling and usage?

Yes we did, and yes I did. I still want to be corrected, otherwise I will repeat the mistake without realizing it. I am in no way offended about being corrected. It really did take me until my mid twenties to get tomorrow right. I kept using two m's and one r. Being pulled out of school at 9 to work the fields has it's downside.

I have coarse/course dyslexia. I also used to have a hell of a problem with the word tomorrow. Probably residual brain damage from the whiskey i was forced to drink at CanJam Chicago. Blame Shelly!

This! There will be ups and downs, just stay the coarse.