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Lol! Perfect use of the terminology. Seriously though, I did indeed receive a "sizable" inheritance (so to speak), but it's been as much a curse as a blessing. The one girl I truly fell head over heals for, and wanted to have babies with, simply could not have a sexual relationship with me due to my size (length is above average, but the girth is insane) without serious pain (she wore size zero pants). Most times I'm able to be gentle and time is my friend, but it never got any better with her. Very sad story, because she felt the same about me. I'd have traded it away for her in a skinny minute. The absolute truth is that you can be as big as you've ever dreamed of, but if you don't take the time to learn how to satisfy a your partner with technique it's a waste of meat. My Brother received the opposite inheritance than myself (quite small actually), and it used to bother the hell out of him. He used to get babes like mad back in the day, and none of them were complaining. Damn, I'm used to steering threads off coarse, but I think I've outdone myself.

But only the truly gifted are willing to stake their β22 on it. But I'll trade my '75 Cadillac for your '08 Suzuki SX4 anytime! It's high mileage, but she's been babied recently. Heck garaged mostly! Pretty boy looks, thin waist and the band thing sounds pretty good to me. I'll even keep the hair long, what the hell!

That guy in the Pink shirt is going to need a Sucrets. Uhm for starters.

No, not at all. That's women's code for 'it's time to remove your finger and insert your penis now'. Sorry, that was downright mean.

The problem is I'm not asking. It felt good for me. What was this thread about?

1 Lg. can refried beans, one strategically located balloon, sliced approx. 1" from the rim.

I made that easy! It didn't even feel good, did it?

And obvious oral fixation.

If I could just highlight the penile area only. Kind of like masking the rest of me out with a Green screen for real time. Then I could just be a dick.

I want to buy from that guy. Too bad he's not selling anything I want, but like he said..."I don't care".

My stereo doesn't mind when I turn it off. My last GF on the other hand... Hey I gotta get undressed sometimes!

Colin is the Musiland Monitor 01 USD simply a USB to spdif converter, or is it actually a soundcard to be connected to the computer via USB, then spdif into the outboard DAC. I ask because once my Buffalo32 is built I'll have the same need.

I don't drink coffee... + 1 Duggeh point I drink tea... + 1 Duggeh point I drink it out of a glass, with ice... - 37,000 Duggeh points I don't stir it with my penis... + 1 Duggeh point But only because I'm afraid my penis will get stuck in the glass... - 1 Duggeh point

Oh well, the search continues.

Lose the fugly rear spoiler and the hideous Orange and I'm interested.

Have you seen what those people look like? They need the higher alcohol content simply to be able to reproduce.

Dude, what kind of after hours parties are you going to? Surely you can afford genuine libations?

The two of you are still young, in good shape and reasonably handsome individuals. I predict that you'll become far less picky in say 20 years, when the pot belly, wild hairs in the ears and eyebrows, double chins and gravitationally controlled southbound ass cheeks kick in. Why do you think I put so much emphasis on my exceedingly large penis? It's my only redeeming feature these days. I think I could find a spot for her in my social calendar.

I like it. I like that for $10.00 you can get a remote too. I might get this at some point.

That would be approx. .25 Tices Sir. Some people must be scratching their heads now thinking 'what the hell are they talking about'?

Found it... I'll get it out in the next day or so Mike.

It is not for sale, but if you'll PM your address again I'll be delighted to give it to you. I have zero use for it. It's a nice little Technics headshell, that worked great on my Mitsubishi LT-30.

Actually I never have. I chuckled a bit, but I'd be one of those pricks if I made more money.

On the upside, you'd probably make some damn stylish curtains.