Dusty Chalk

Spagheters comfort food

Anything with X in the name is always better.

Several people here like the Oppo Sonica, too. Sorry, I don't know about any of those.

* Heckler's voice, meeker * How about just a little bit of garlic butter for the bread?

Needs garlic.

And...he's back to dead again.

So apparently he's not dead. Hooray! Fuck you, death.

A pretty song. Inspired by Orlando, but my posting of it is inspired by more recent events. I'm not one who prays, but it still helps express the exasperation I feel. https://sharonvanetten.bandcamp.com/track/not-myself And this, less pretty, more cathartic song:

I'm enjoying watching this from the sidelines way too much.

Yeah, I would only run really high efficiency speakers off of it.

Bacon wrapped pepper poppers sounds delicious.

NSFW -- man makes dildo using woodworking tools, out of wood (not ebony)

Happy belated!

Script! Fucking autocorrect. Scrypt! Biggest of welcomes. We have yet to figure out a pattern to Jack's attention to our forum, but if he didn't welcome you on the day of, then you probably weren't going to be welcomed, though I suspect he'd make an exception for you if he was aware of his oversight.

Happy birthday! (party favour noise)

Anyone who has seen him lately would be forgiven for thinking he was already dead.

Want carnitas now. (That said, I have carnitas all the time, but dagnabit, I haven't had any in over a week!)

Totally stuck on this.

Reminds me of a joke: they say kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray. I'll have to remember that the next time I'm lonely. I'll have to remember that chair the next time I'm lonely.